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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: State Street After a Late Night
When: Morning

Guy 1: Last night was awesome man. How did it go for you?
Guy 2: It was cool until the girl that I was with got busted for sneaking out and I learned she was a senior in high school.

#496 Submitted by fenwayd16 on 2/7/2010 at 2:20:54 PM | 0 thoughts | Sex/Hooking up
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Dining Hall
When: a couple of days ago

"Are eggs considered dairy?"

#495 Submitted by Anonymous on 2/1/2010 at 11:34:40 PM | 0 thoughts | Being Stupid
2

Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Papa John's on East Huron:
When: 1/28/09

Girl and Guy: "We're here to pick up our pizza".
Cashier: Um... "We don't have any orders right now."
Girl: "But we ordered it online!"
Cashier: "What website did you order it from?"
Guy: "Dominos.com."
Cashier: "This isn't Dominos."
Guy: "Oh... Then, can we get a pepperoni pizza?"

#494 Submitted by cmirish on 1/30/2010 at 11:27:30 PM | 0 thoughts | Being Stupid
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Dinning hall
When: at lunch

Guy 1: That guy that is rushing is good looking man.
Guy 2: Were you not the person who asked me 5 minutes ago why everyone thinks you're gay?

#493 Submitted by fenwayd16 on 1/27/2010 at 12:51:49 PM | 0 thoughts | Being Stupid
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Dude
When: just now

Guy: "I mean I'm pretty nerdy, but at least I'm not a programmer."

#492 Submitted by RockNRoll08 on 1/20/2010 at 4:37:50 PM | 0 thoughts | Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Apartment
When: now

Girl: Guess what I just learned? Alexander the Great founded Alexandria.
Boyfriend silenty laughs

Not even 5 Minutes later....

Girl:They were Calculustitions.
Boy: What?
Girl: Ya know, mathmaticians who specialize in calculus.
Boy: What do you call people who work with Algebra then?
Girl: Algebrasticians

#491 Submitted by Anonymous on 1/19/2010 at 8:21:18 PM | 0 thoughts | School
2

Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Frat House
When: Friday night

(regarding a beer pong dispute)
"It's a new turn! No, we voted on this at chapter, it's a new turn!"

#490 Submitted by Anonymous on 1/16/2010 at 11:55:04 AM | 0 thoughts | Greek Life
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: East Quad
When: friday

HOW DARE YOU!

#489 Submitted by Anonymous on 1/15/2010 at 12:16:17 PM | 0 thoughts | Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
3

Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: EQ Caf
When: Dinner

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and eat it.

#488 Submitted by Anonymous on 1/7/2010 at 4:00:09 PM | 0 thoughts | Freudian Slip/Euphemism
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Overheard at Michigan - Ann Arbor

Where: Between Dana and Chem
When: Saturday, December 19th

Girl: So now my race is white and my ethnicity is Latino.
Boy: Awesome, so you're not a minority anymore!
Girl: Well I'm still a minority...
Boy: You can now join the elite and wealthy!
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Wanna go oppress some black people?
...
Boy: I'm a bad person.

#487 Submitted by Anonymous on 12/19/2009 at 4:24:57 PM | 0 thoughts | Race/Gender
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